i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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