If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
we should paint friendship bongs
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