Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy