I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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You did what with his pubic hair?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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