Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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