We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
why is half of my head shaved?
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