My hair reeks of homosexuality.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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