drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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