peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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