The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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