Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
