i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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