Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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