can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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