Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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