whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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