I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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