I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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