i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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