make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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