talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
this is an emotional support booty call
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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