omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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