Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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