I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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