Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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