everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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