Christians are straight up FREAKS
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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