erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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