There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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