maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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