it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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