the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize