New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There's always time for handjobs
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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