you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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