I like to think it a success when the cops are called
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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