Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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