Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Couch. On fire.
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