Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I love having hate sex.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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