Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
