I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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