If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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