well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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