Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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