if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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