I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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