do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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