Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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