Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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