I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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