my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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