i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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