It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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