i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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