you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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